Shoes and other things that come in twos

I am truly a domesticated animal.

Bits of my nails fell into an open folder as someone pointed out a pair of shoes. One of which was overturned.

I have this thing with women's shoes. I find them so utterly sexy. Perhaps its the way they make a woman walk. It's just so feminine. To walk in a pair of heels requires balance and grace. The two things that I aspire for myself in this life.

I'm talking about balance and grace you fool.

That is what I would like to find in a partner. I would like that very much. If a girl has that, everything else will follow.

That and she has to be good in bed.

So I sat there and quietly read through the beginnings of a book. The news was on and someone made funny hand gestures directed at no one in particular.

"No," I thought to myself. "these two aren't strangers at all."